Sneezecount

Dining room Moderate to strong Agreeing to hang up the washing

Bathroom Moderate to strong Looking in the mirror, but thinking about The Quotidian Revue

White lounge, Dorridge Moderate “Pete’s Mom bought it for her this morning.”

White lounge, Dorridge Moderate Pudding is served

Infant bedroom Moderate Untangling headphone lead

Ladder, landing Moderate Closing the attic hatch

Landing Moderate to strong To prepare a bottle of milk

Dining room Moderate “As if she’s going to do this…”

Dining room Moderate “At the Seaside” book

Kitchen Moderate Preparing a breakfast

Kitchen Moderate to strong Tidying up

TV/living room Moderate to strong BBC4: Space!

Kitchen Moderate Porridge in the microwave, Al Qaeda on the radio

TV/living room Moderate Peppa Pig

Back bedroom office Moderate Tweeting a recommendation for Tim Key’s “Masterslut”

TV/living room Moderate to strong Dove advert

Kitchen Moderate to strong Strawberries

Kitchen Moderate to strong Recycling (papers)

TV/living room Moderate to strong Kitchens

Bedroom Moderate Kitchens

Kitchen Moderate to strong Dips

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Having calculated the coupon collector problem for consecutive and non-consecutive number plate spotting

Car, Aldi car park, Cannon Hill Moderate Cannon Hill car park a car parking disaster area – why?

TV/living room Moderate to strong We have 0 items in our Lovefilm queue

TV/living room Moderate to strong BBC4: “Could this be our beatnik?”

Maison Mayci, Kings Heath Moderate to strong The Guardian

Kitchen Garden Cafe, Kings Heath Moderate Waiting for panini

TV/living room Moderate Noting IMEI numbers

TV/living room Moderate to strong Angry Birds and William Hague

Train, between Edinburgh and Berwick-on-Tweed Moderate to strong Wifi Networks (none)

Bedroom, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Moderate to strong Checking the flat before moving out

TV/living room, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Moderate A seagull

Cafe Andaluz, George Street, Edinburgh Moderate “Can I have my bag please?”

Cafe Andaluz, George Street, Edinburgh Moderate “I really liked my coffee”

Castle Rock View Cafe, Grassmarket, Edinburgh Moderate Vegetarian breakfast

Bedroom, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Mild Remembering an old postcode

Shop, Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art One, Edinburgh Moderate Switch Sticks

Hula, Grassmarket, Edinburgh Moderate Waiting to order

Bedroom, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Moderate About to discuss our new kitchen

Bedroom, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Moderate to strong Diary

Bedroom, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Moderate Reading comedy reviews on The List website

Corner of Charles St and George IV, Edinburgh Moderate to strong Communicating with colleagues via Twitter

Living room area, Calton Rd, Edinburgh Moderate Just woken up, looking at phone

Living room area, Calton Rd, Edinburgh Moderate Retweeting James Ward

Living room area, Calton Rd, Edinburgh Moderate TV Offal documentary on Noel Edmonds

Seat 2A, coach G, Virgin train, Crewe Moderate to strong I will get my computer out when they take away my plate

Kitchen Moderate to strong Parliament, halloumi

TV/living room Moderate News

Kitchen Moderate to strong Dishwasher

Sainsbury’s, Solihull Moderate Bread

John Lewis, Solihull Moderate to strong Upholstery

TV/living room Moderate A message for James Ward

Dining room Moderate Race and class in education

Bedroom Moderate to strong Entering, with bib and empty bottle

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Letterbox text

Bedroom Moderate Morning messages

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong An email from the fringe

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Staring at editing of letterbox log video

Back bedroom office Moderate Differentiating

TV/living room Moderate to strong The Merlin Agreement on BBCR4 and Thomas the Tank Engine on Channel 5

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Pre Maths Twitter check

Landing Moderate to strong To the bedroom, holding a bib and an empty bottle

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong @wowser

Back bedroom office Moderate Diary

Car (parked), outside house Moderate Babysitting and “What does ‘reem’ mean?”

Infant bedroom Mild Awake and in Google+

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong About to start Maths

TV/living room Moderate Diary

Bedroom Moderate Looking at an accommodation in Edinburgh

Kitchen Moderate to strong Tidying up breakfast things

Back bedroom office Moderate Writing up yesterday’s letterbox log

TV/living room Moderate to strong Guardian article on Spin and the Furore

Infant bedroom Moderate Advert for Flamingo Land before Peppa Pig on All Day Milkshake

Hickory Dickory, Kings Heath Moderate Email; Fireman Sam

Garden, KH Moderate Latest on the “hacking scandal”

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Can’t log in

TV/living room Strong Jimmy Carr is saying something on an old QI

Back bedroom office Moderate Diary

Kitchen Moderate to strong Watering the coriander

TV/living room Moderate to strong Diary

Back bedroom office Moderate “I’m not being sarcastic.”

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Angry Birds as lullaby cartoon

Kitchen Strong Transfering falafel(s) into a tupperware

Muntz park, Birmingham Moderate to strong Swings

Bedroom Moderate Sitting in the ball pit

Upstairs room, The Victoria, Birmingham Moderate Ronson on Psychopaths

Stairs, The Victoria, Birmingham Moderate Waiting for the Ronson (Jon)

Infant bedroom Moderate Watching the loading of “Office Jerk”

Back bedroom office Moderate Transporting an iPhone cable from one room to another

Bedroom Moderate to strong Gas and Electricity prices

Hall, Kings Heath Baptist Church Moderate Being led somewhere

TV/living room Moderate to strong Reruns on Hugh Grant on Question Time

TV/living room Moderate @wowser

Bedroom Moderate Just woken up, looking at phone

TV/living room Moderate to strong Writing about letterboxes

TV/living room Moderate to strong An email re Edinburgh Fringe publicity

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Finding out what people were up to 6 hours ago

TV/living room Moderate Yo Gabba Gabba DVD “Move”

TV/living room Moderate Women’s World Cup

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Will Self something something