Archive for the 'Sneezes' Category

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Monday, January 16th, 2012

Front room Moderate Luke Bozier’s resignation essay

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Sunday, January 15th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate to strong Putting a plate in the dishwasher

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Sunday, January 15th, 2012

Car, outside house Moderate “They’ve had four bizarre wins…”

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Sunday, January 15th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate to strong Preparing to prepare the vegetables

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Sunday, January 15th, 2012

Bedroom Moderate to strong Maisie / Pip and Posie / Twitter

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Sunday, January 15th, 2012

Bedroom Moderate to strong Books and nappy bags

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Saturday, January 14th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate Cupboarding vegetables

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Saturday, January 14th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate to strong Central heating (turning radiator up)

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Friday, January 13th, 2012

Office bedroom Moderate to strong Opening laptop

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Front room Moderate to strong Agreeing to put on the dishwasher

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Office bedroom Moderate Trying out a bit of Objective-C

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Living room area Moderate to strong Making decisions about hanging up washing

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Living room area Moderate Deciding to comply with a request for more biscuit

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Front room Moderate Boots Meal Deal on Twitter

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate Turning the radiator up

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Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Front room Moderate to strong The shopping list game

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Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Front room Moderate Peppa Pig constructing a time capsule

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Monday, January 9th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate to strong Arranging tea towels on the work surface

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Monday, January 9th, 2012

Front room Moderate to strong Looking up dates and venues for the “Your’re Days Are Numbered” tour

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Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Bedroom Moderate to strong An empty recycling box on the wall

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Friday, January 6th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate to strong The disappointing selection of pudding options (generally)

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Friday, January 6th, 2012

Office bedroom Moderate “Which of the following are invalid constants? Why?”

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Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate to strong Peeling potatoes

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Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Kitchen Moderate to strong Finished making tea

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Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Dojo, Codrington Budokan, Birmingham Mild Waiting for the water and towels

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Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Front room Moderate Trying to get a biro to work

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Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Front room Moderate The weather forecast

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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

Office bedroom Moderate Starting diary for 1/1/12 and ShiftRunStop 60

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Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Office bedroom Strong General computer admin, Twitter

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Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Kitchen Moderate to strong Walking towards tea

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Saturday, December 31st, 2011

Hall Moderate to strong “I just called to say I love you”

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Saturday, December 31st, 2011

Living room Moderate Photos of Edie in glasses

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Saturday, December 31st, 2011

Office bedroom Moderate to strong Still researching the recharging of rechargeable batteries

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Saturday, December 31st, 2011

Office bedroom Moderate Researching the recharging of rechargeable batteries

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Saturday, December 31st, 2011

Kitchen Moderate to strong Rereading my comment to Lewis (“Have it your way foam boy”)

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Friday, December 30th, 2011

Bathroom Moderate A discussion about pasta sauce

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Friday, December 30th, 2011

Kitchen Moderate Putting things in the fridge

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Thursday, December 29th, 2011

1st floor, Rackhams, Birmingham Moderate Where are the toilets?

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Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Costa Coffee, New Street, Birmingham Moderate Writing up 2,801 in the Sneezecount notebook

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Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Costa Coffee, New Street, Birmingham Moderate Pushing the table away to get out

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Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Kitchen Moderate to strong Arranging the bread machine

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Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Kitchen Moderate to strong Putting some fancy chocolate away in a box in the cupboard

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Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Kitchen Moderate “Oh we’ll be going in two separate cars won’t we”

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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Brueton Park, Solihull Moderate “Is that the bag you got for Christmas?”

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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Car, Howard Road, Moseley Moderate “There was a condom there once, but other than that”

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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Infant bedroom Moderate Feet on the wall amusement

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Monday, December 26th, 2011

Front room Moderate to strong Who will tidy up what?

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Monday, December 26th, 2011

Living room Strong Walking through after doing the central heating

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Sunday, December 25th, 2011

Front room Moderate King Rat

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Saturday, December 24th, 2011

Kitchen Moderate to strong Finding the end of the Sellotape

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Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

Outer pedestrian area, Bull Ring Moderate Leaving to go back to Rackhams

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Monday, December 19th, 2011

Infant bedroom Mild Checking the time

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Monday, December 19th, 2011

Infant bedroom Moderate “I can’t see it”

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Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Living room Moderate Fetching bag, sitting down

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Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Living room Moderate to strong Arranging a pile of bookshelf shelves (cellar dust)

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Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate Buttoning shirt

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Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Kitchen Moderate to strong Finishing the washing up

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Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Kitchen/diner, Dorridge Moderate I don’t want the cup with the red spots

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Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Train, Solihull station Moderate Unwrapping a piece of chocolate

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Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Level 0, Thinktank, Birmingham Moderate to strong About to get some lunch

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Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Kitchen Strong Preparing porridge

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Monday, December 12th, 2011

Front room Moderate to strong 100,000 people employed in financial services in Birmingham

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Monday, December 12th, 2011

Kitchen Moderate to strong Will Hutton on Cameron and the European debacle

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Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Top of cellar steps Moderate Looking for the power cable for my radio

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Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Hall Moderate to strong Turning on the central heating

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Thursday, December 8th, 2011

Front room Moderate to strong Tweet to Swineshead re X Factor running out of luck

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Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Bridport Arms, West Bay, Bridport Moderate “I think you’re meant to swallow them.” [oysters]

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Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Living room, West Bay, Bridport Moderate to strong “What the hell are you doing?” [transfer of ice-cream]

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Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Living room, West Bay, Bridport Moderate The pies are nearly ready but I have to get the bowls

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Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Living room, West Bay, Bridport Moderate to strong Putting a stick in the basket

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Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Office bedroom Strong @ “the result \n is %i”

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Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Office bedroom Moderate to strong About to type in code (Objective C)

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Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Bathroom Moderate to strong Towelling

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Monday, November 28th, 2011

Front room Moderate to strong Ed Miliband speech in Asda in the Guardian

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Thursday, November 24th, 2011

Office bedroom Moderate Logging in to online banking

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Bathroom Moderate Filling the kettle

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Sunday, November 20th, 2011

Front room Moderate to strong We don’t want tiles

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Saturday, November 19th, 2011

Train, beyond Rugby, towards London Moderate On the way to Boring2011, looking through my letterboxes talk, just in case

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Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate to strong Aware that the builders will turn the water off at 9am

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Monday, November 14th, 2011

Bathroom Moderate Pyjamas are being fetched

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Friday, November 11th, 2011

Attic bedroom Moderate Frowning a bit at new Twitter features

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Friday, November 11th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate to strong Straightening belt

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Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Office bedroom Moderate to strong “2 new tweets”

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Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Birmingham Nature Centre Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook for sneeze 2,756

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Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Birmingham Nature Centre Moderate to strong Otters

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Thursday, November 10th, 2011

By the milk, Co-op, Stirchley Moderate Unwrapping a tissue

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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Bathroom Moderate Washing-up

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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Bedroom Strong Lying on the bed with Twitter on the phone

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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate to strong Reading the Richard Herring Objective “golliwog” script

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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Kings Heath high street Moderate DRAMATIC ANTI-AGEING RESULTS

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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate to strong Hanging up a towel

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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate to strong About to read The Tiger Who Came To Tea

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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook for sneeze 2,747

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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate to strong Unable to sleep (blocked nose), the Border Control news story

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Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate Sneezecount notebook for seneezes 2,743-4

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Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate Checking the time

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Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Bedroom Moderate to strong NYT opinion page “End bonuses for bankers”

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Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Front room Moderate Laptop off TV on: Fresh Meat -> Grand Designs

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Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Front room Moderate Cranking the oven up to 200C

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Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Bathroom Moderate Shower: the possibility of cycling into town this evening