Sneezecount

Car, Blenheim Road, Moseley
Moderate to strong
A sleeping baby and the Sunday Times Culture section

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Adjustments: tea, Weetabix, DAB radio

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom
Moderate
Book review in the Globe and Mail

John Lewis “The Place To Eat”, Solihull
Moderate to strong
Availability of a given trouser waist size

Kitchen
Moderate
Adding milk to tea

Kitchen
Moderate
Mushrooms?

Front path
Moderate
Parents talking to neighbour

Outside the house
Moderate
Returning from the Toby

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Cleaning morsels off the high-chair

6th floor, Travel Lodge, Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
Just got out of the lift

Room 671, Travel Lodge, Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
A baby on a window sill

Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
Lunch?

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Some hokey-cokey on Chuggington

Bathroom
Moderate
Looking in the mirror

Kitchen
Moderate
Ready Brek flakes in the atmosphere

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Sunday night is bin night

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Refreshing an Amazon books page

Kitchen
Moderate
Some piffle on Five Live about Silverstone

Ikea Cafe, Coventry
Moderate
Exiting the Unsupervised Play Area

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
A photo of the Danny O’Brien recording of Shift Run Stop on Oblomovka

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Kettle on, sending a text message

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Jon Bounds has a lot of notes on Clay Shirky

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
“Good morning, this is Breakfast with… “

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
A picture book picture of a cat

Dunsmore Road, Hall Green
Moderate to strong
Seaside rock on ShiftRunStop

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Twitter, James Ward, clouds. No vuvuzelas.

Bedroom
Strong
Writing diary for last Tuesday

Kitchen, Dorridge
Strong
Nadal as a “physical specimen”

TV/living room, Dorridge
Moderate
Answering that, yes, I am still counting them

TV/living room, Dorridge
Moderate
Deleting text messages

Landing
Moderate to strong
Disposal of a nappy

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
The floor, a magazine, a baby

TV/living room
Moderate
Logging in to Internet banking (the money’s not come through yet…)

TV/living room
Strong
Wowser, and the start of the “Ten O’Clock News”

Dining room
Moderate
Googling Matthew Crosby for the link in Sneeze 2,060

Dining room
Strong
I always think “Start The Week is interesting, I must listen to the rest of it on the podcast”, and never do

TV/living room
Strong
Leaving the room (to get the Sneezecount notebook)

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Crosby and Millican in conversation

Touchwood, Solihull
Moderate
Realising that as we are into the knockout stages now, subsequent times may vary

TV/living room
Moderate
Getting up to move the high-chair

Bedroom
Moderate
She was too old for the this list

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Argentina vs Greece, Me vs Garlic

Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Washing hands

Edie’s room
Moderate to strong
After an unscheduled nappy change

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting dressed

Bedroom
Moderate
Idea for sitcom: “Blame it on Baby”

TV/living room
Moderate
“England haven’t really got it going”

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
A long-sleeved top

Bedroom
Moderate
Thinking about Child Benefit

Edie’s room
Moderate to strong
Looking at my daughter and listening to Smells Like Teen Spirit on YouTube

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
A scoreline that might “raise eyebrows”

Bedroom
Moderate
The latest I’ve slept for probably a year

Courtyard, Hotel Balmes, Barcelona
Moderate
Coming back from a walk/push in the rain

Room 125, Hotel Balmes, Barcelona
Moderate to strong
Time to get up

Salon, Calle de Lleida, Barcelona
Moderate to strong
Bottle feed

Rambla de Catalunya, Barcelona
Moderate
Adjusting the straps on the pushpram, checking the time

Baby change facility, Woolacombe
Moderate
Nappy change

Lounge, Elmfield Guest House, Ilfracombe
Moderate
Spectating Mariokart on a big screen

Landing
Moderate
Time for the youngster to get dressed

Car, Mailbox car park
Moderate to strong
Studying the AA road atlas (Birmingham)

St Michael’s Church Hall, Lichfield
Mild
Auntie Marjorie’s 80th birthday gathering: the buffet

Kitchen
Moderate
To the fridge, for parmesan!

Kitchen
Moderate
Chris Waddle on the weighting of passes into space

Car, Kings Heath
Strong
Drive-by property safari

Kitchen
Strong
Tupperwaring up some crisps

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Going for tissues, Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen
Moderate
Emptying the dishwasher

Bathroom
Strong
Wondering how short I could go with the hair on the side of my head

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
I’m frying onions and peppers and John Hemming is being positive about a potential deal with the Conservatives

TV/living room
Moderate
Plans

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Setting down the tray, but managed to turn my head away, painfully

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Gawd!

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Still writing in Sneezecount notebook

TV/living room
Strong
Writing in Sneezecount notebook

TV/living room
Strong
Checking the time

TV/living room
Moderate
Vernon Bogdanor

Bathroom
Strong
Running the bath

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Sitting down

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
“… offered me something better …”

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Rory Cellan-Jones is cut off to go to the news

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Sitting down with a hung Parliament breakfast tray

TV/living room
Strong
“The FTSE has opened down”

Kitchen
Strong
Turning radio on

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Suddenly awake, checking the time

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Still half asleep, thinking about the political situation

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Waiting for Sunderland Central

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Tidying up

Landing
Strong
Should we watch the election stuff in bed?

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
The Pontipines are complimenting Upsy Daisy and Makka Pakka on their singing (via trubliphone)

Street, Hall Green
Strong
Getting out of the car

mac, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Fairly fairly rough

Nature Centre Car Park, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
About to meet James and Eve

Street, Hall Green
Strong
Trailing canvassers

Bedroom
Strong
Getting bag

TV/living room
Moderate
Trying to interest a baby in election Twitters

Bedroom
Moderate
Feeling quite ill

Bedroom
Strong
Retrieving FT password

mac, Birmingham
Strong
Checking the pushpram for a discarded fragment of rice cake

TV/living room
Strong
Bouncing a baby