Sneezecount

Indoor bench thing, opposite Sainsburys, Solihull Moderate Mark Steel / It’s not a Runner Bean

Kitchen Moderate to strong Garlic and Mancini

Co-op, Hall Green Moderate Eyeing the British Single Cream

Bench, Cannon Hill Park Moderate to strong Reading Mark Steel’s “It’s Not A Runner Bean”

Bedroom Moderate to strong BBC R4 website for “The Fry Chronicles”

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Sorting out papers: a copy of Lancaster University’s “Steps” magazine

Hall Moderate to strong Looking for a warmer top

Kitchen, Knaresborough Strong Bringing snack in from the car

Filini Restaurant, Radisson Blue, Durham Moderate “Are you going to have anything else to eat?” (no)

Room 202, Radisson Blue, Durham Moderate to strong Roobarb and Custard Too: messy pottery

Room 202, Radisson Blue, Durham Strong Debating whether the tray charge applies if you only order drinks (it did)

TV/living room Moderate Breakfast News

TV/living room Moderate to strong Being told about the rubber hand experiment

Train, pulling out of Euston Moderate Typing a “tweet” about ShiftRunStop50

TV/living room Moderate Eyes closed, holding out a soggy flake of Special K

TV/living room Moderate Some sort of one for you, one for me with the raisins

Back bedroom office Moderate Putting tools away after fitting yet another stair gate

TV/living room Strong Diary

TV/living room Moderate to strong Email: filing, deleting

By the River Cole, Stratford Road, Birmingham Moderate to strong Haribo and snuff on Shift Run Stop

Car, outside my house Moderate to strong More muted Angry Bird explosions (car seat babysitting)

TV/living room Moderate Reading Amazon reviews by, not about, James Ward

TV/living room Moderate to strong Detonating an Angry Bird

TV/living room Strong Typing the word “cauliflower” for sneeze 2,198

TV/living room Strong Writing diary about yesterday’s Channel 4 News appearance

Kitchen Moderate to strong Five Live on the revamping of social network sites

Toby Carvery, Hall Green Moderate “I like the cauliflower”

Bedroom, Altrincham Moderate Preparing items to be taken out to the car in the rain

Dining room, Altrincham Moderate Cutting the rich chocolate tart

Kitchen Moderate to strong Opening a milk bottle (plastic)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Pouring hot water onto a tea bag