Sneezecount

Kitchen, Dorridge Moderate Walking through to look at how the timed cat food boxes work

Dining room Moderate Retrieving a passport to be used as ID when collecting a parcel

George St, Edinburgh Moderate to strong An Estrella Damm bus shelter advertisement

Room 204, Roxburghe Hotel, Edinburgh Moderate to strong BBC Breakfast going round the Mulberry Bush (tree)

Tapa, Hanover St, Edinburgh Moderate A shame that when a place actually does cafe con leche, I don’t want one

Robot Room, Dean Gallery, Edinburgh Moderate A handover

Robot Room, Dean Gallery, Edinburgh Moderate Stumbling steps

Bedroom Moderate About to carry a baby downstairs

TV/living room Moderate to strong Kitson interviewed by Stewart Lee on Resonance FM in 2003 (via YouTube)

TV/living room Strong Tweetdeck scrolling

TV/living room Moderate to strong Nick Clegg standing in for David Cameron on Channel 4 News

Hall Moderate to strong Conversation up the stairs re Co-op/Somerfield’s reduced prices on baby fruit pots

TV/living room Moderate to strong Sport reeling after bloodgate revelations etc

Bedroom Moderate to strong Checking the morning messages

Child’s room Moderate to strong Trying to leave the room, quietly

Bathroom Moderate to strong Cleaning my teeth

Room 518, Dragon Hotel, Swansea Moderate Emerging from the bathroom

Restaurant-breakfast area, Dragon Hotel, Swansea Moderate Breakfast, to the tune of When The Going Gets tough, The Tough Get Going” by Billy Ocean

Lounge/diner, Swansea Moderate Whether she prefers Driver Dan or Iggle Piggle

Lounge/diner, Swansea Moderate to strong Disney’s ownership of Pixar

Lounge/diner, Swansea Moderate Leaning across Kristian for a serviette (made it just in time)

TV/living room Moderate A baby with a cold, again

Car, outside the house Strong Guarding a sleeping baby as a neighbour prepares to trim a fir tree

TV/living room Moderate to strong “The ball followed the Tombliboos all the way back to the Tombliboo bush

Car, outside the house Moderate 2nd point of a 3-point turn

TV/living room Moderate to strong Big Monkey has a hat (a plastic beaker)

Kitchen Moderate Taking the kettle to the tap

Kitchen Moderate to strong Holding a small plate containing one fish finger and 89 baked beans (approx)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Between turning the kettle on and the washing machine off

Dining room Moderate James Ward relating his ‘fight’ story on Absolute (podcast version)

Bedroom Moderate Using the Car Tax as a clue to when we bought our car

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Diary

Hall Moderate to strong Writing previous sneeze in the Sneezecount notebook

Hall Moderate to strong Putting hat and sunglasses back in bag

Bedroom Moderate Test match Special, diary

TV/living room Moderate to strong “Look at that tongue”

Kitchen Moderate Preparing the bottles

TV/living room Moderate to strong Lisa Appignanesi’s Cabaret

TV/living room Moderate Tweet Tweet is behind the settee

TV/living room Moderate Enter the breakfast

Stairs Moderate to strong Descending

Garden Moderate to strong Antibiotics time

Field next to Sarehole Mill Moderate to strong David Bowie, Hunky Dory, Quicksand

Bathroom Moderate to strong Washing my hands

Bedroom Moderate to strong Stewart Lee on Johnny Vegas