Sneezecount

Hall Moderate Baby over the shoulder

Bedroom Moderate Checking incoming messages before going in the bathroom

Kitchen Moderate Preparing to make an experimental mushroom sauce

Bedroom Moderate to strong Playing, in-cot

Bedroom Moderate to strong Insomniac baby handover – I’m going back downstairs

TV/living room Strong Calculating the derivative of a function (and forgetting a minus sign)

Bedroom Moderate A text of the day’s arrangements

Car, Coventry Road Moderate The Kitchen Garden Cafe’s plans to reopen in the evenings

Kitchen Moderate to strong Peeling the skin off some peppers, for no apparent reason

Bedroom Moderate to strong Putting pear, apple and porridge into a baby

Kitchen Moderate to strong Cleaning a chopping board

Bedroom Moderate Voicing my scepticism re China

Kitchen Moderate Removing the inner seal from a 2 pint bottle of Waitrose organic skimmed milk

Waitrose, Kenilworth Moderate to strong Frozen meat

Car, Shaftmoor Lane, Hall Green Moderate To Kenilworth!

TV/living room Moderate to strong Benitez on the telly, a baby on my chest

Outside Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham Moderate Leaving the family for a Karate class

Nursery/spare bedroom Moderate Selecting another small top

Bedroom Moderate A change of bib

Dining room Moderate to strong Angle A = 17.7 degrees

Bedroom Moderate Getting ready for bed

Bedroom Moderate to strong Just delivered the breakfast tray

Kitchen Moderate to strong Making family tea

TV/living room Moderate to strong I am being shown a photo of my parents’ (as yet unpostponed due to the weather) hotel accommodation on the Internet

TV/living room Moderate My father is looking up his house on Google Maps

TV/living room Moderate to strong Trying to find ITV4 (failing)

Kitchen Moderate Preparing a baby lunch

Swanshurst Lane, Moseley/Hall Green Strong Scrolling through iPod for an unlistened to podcast (More Or Less)

Bedroom Moderate Just replied to @drewtoothpaste re “Guy Fawkes Day”

Bedroom Moderate to strong The Big Issue review of the year issue

Bedroom Moderate Herring on Kay

Bedroom Moderate to strong A baby also sneezing

Bedroom Moderate Guardian Online as I can’t sleep

Bedroom Strong A baby with a cold

TV/living room, Edgbaston Moderate Still not impressed: a thin act

TV/living room, Edgbaston Moderate No-one is impressed by Paloma Faith on Jools Holland