Sneezecount

Bedroom Moderate Changing into jeans, talking about buying jeans

Dining room Moderate to strong Pouring cava

TV/living room Moderate to strong On The Waterfront: “C’mon let’s go!”

TV/living room, Knaresborough Strong Nightime Internet check-up

Bedroom, Knaresborough Moderate Retrieving Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen, Knaresborough Moderate Filling an unfamiliar kettle

TV room, Dorridge Moderate Painful rendition of James Morrison / Nelly Furtado on We Sing (witnessed)

Outside the house Moderate to strong Loading the car fora Christmas Eve night

Bedroom Moderate to strong Putting tights on a baby

Bedroom Moderate Logging on to online banking

TV/living room Moderate Porridge (TV)

TV/living room Moderate to strong Tidying up a bit

Bedroom, rented barn conversion, Dorset Moderate Time to get up (time approximate)

Lounge area, rented barn conversion, Dorset Moderate Commenting on a friend being liberal with the paté

Kitchen, rented barn conversion, Dorset Strong Connections to Harry Hill (and breakfast pepper up the nose)

Car, M5 (near Weston_S-Mare) Mild Preferring that C&H might cover for A&J

Bedroom Moderate An email from David Byrne! (to about a million people…)

Bedroom Moderate Writing to James Hart re what had become of asptoday.com

Kitchen Moderate Making bread: flour in the nose?

Dining room Moderate to strong Google Alerts, holding sleeping baby

Kitchen Moderate to strong Worrying some root vegetables

Landing Moderate When I checked the time on my phone I found that I had been browsing the Internet on it for about half an hour

Bedroom Moderate to strong Looking for a video of Roo Reynolds talking about lego

Kitchen Moderate to strong Taking two mugs out of the dishwasher

Bedroom Moderate A train of thought about nostrils. Coincidence?

TV/living room Moderate Bertie is trying to steal a painting

Bedroom Moderate The putting on of a bib

Bedroom Strong Dave Green in an SRS Vimeo outake

Bedroom Moderate to strong “Here’s a tissue”

Bedroom Moderate to strong Tea and A&J

TV/living room Moderate to strong Waiting for Amanda

Bedroom Moderate Entering, in towel

TV/living room Moderate to strong An awkward, coded conversation between the Queen and Prince Charles

Stairs Moderate Ascending, with hammer

Stairs Moderate Ascending

Landing Moderate to strong Walking off some mashed banana

TV/living room Moderate Plans for tea