Sneezecount

Bedroom Strong A bottle feed has caused a nappy incident

Wheatsheaf Road, Edgbaston Moderate to strong “I don’t think it was even a Baby Bjorn”

TV/living room Moderate Rankin, still

TV/living room Moderate to strong Rankin Graverobbers

Bedroom Moderate A baby with a blocked nose

Car, Northbounf M40 Moderate A steeple through the trees

Restaurant, The Haven Hotel, Sandbanks Moderate Dodgy version of The Sound of Silence, all of a sudden

TV/living room, Sandbanks Moderate End of Homes Under The Hammer, and it’s time to go out

Bedroom, Sandbanks Moderate Eggs on, looking at a photo of sandbanks

Bedroom, Sandbanks Moderate to strong Waiting for tea to cool, holding baby

Bedroom Moderate to strong Resting, before sleep

TV/living room Moderate to strong Kevin McLeod’s Grand Tour, Twitter, Internet property

Bedroom Moderate to strong Discovering Danny O’Brien on Twitter

Dining room Moderate to strong Time for Edie’s iron

Bedroom Moderate Adam Buxton thinks he might have been bitten by a spider

Bedroom Moderate to strong A (baby) bottle in bed

Office/spare bedroom Moderate to strong Nightime nappy change

Dining room Moderate to strong Confirmation screen after booking ticket for Hitler Moustache in February

Bedroom Moderate to strong Waiting for xtranormal.com to reload my film

TV/living room Moderate “And with double club card points”

Dining room Moderate to strong Adding pauses to Fork Handles film

Bathroom Moderate Emptying baby milk bottles (of water)

Bedroom Moderate Checking the time

Bathroom Moderate to strong Cleaning a baby snotsucker thing

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting up to retrieve bread from breadmaker, just handing over the baby in time

TV/living room Moderate to strong Planning feeding requirements for the night

Dining room Moderate to strong Scanning through emails

Dining room Moderate to strong “I think you’ve got the music in you”

Langland Beach, Gower Moderate to strong Wondering if the baby I’m feeding needs a fresh nappy

Car, Edgeware Road, Swansea Moderate Point 2 of a 3-point turn

Village Hotel car park, Swansea Moderate Preparing the car for child travel

Room 410, Village Hotel, Swansea Moderate Unable to make a mobile phone call

Room 410, Village Hotel, Swansea Moderate to strong In between Inbetweeners and Derren Brown

Kitchen Moderate to strong Making tea (with cake)

Dining room Moderate to strong Listening “again” to Adam & Joe and waiting for toast

TV/living room Moderate to strong Holding baby, watching football

Bedroom Moderate to strong Jonathan Freedland in the Guardian

Bathroom Moderate to strong Washing my hands, and jarring an armpit muscle slightly by trying to contain the sneeze

Bedroom Moderate to strong Diary: can I meet Graeme on Thursday?

TV/living room Moderate to strong Lack of train drivers on 6Music

Kitchen Moderate Cutting very crumbly bread

TV/living room Moderate to strong Documentary about the Beatles touring America in 1964, and also @dotwinter on Twitter

TV/living room Moderate to strong They’re plating up the honey tart on Saturday Kitchen

TV/living room Strong Feeding a baby and watching season 4 of ABoFAL

Old Mo’ Moderate It’s quiet in here for a Thursday

TV/living room Moderate Nick, Max and Jessie getting ready to go

Bedroom Moderate Looking at the rain

Bedroom Moderate to strong Baby Massage, with my head inside my T-shirt to control the sneeze

Bedroom Moderate Checking if I can still log in to my old work email (I can’t)

TV/living room, Dorridge Moderate Pet Shop Boys: What have I done to deserve this?

Waitrose car park, Hall Green Moderate to strong Waiting for dessert to be bought