Sneezecount

Bedroom
Strong
A bottle feed has caused a nappy incident

Wheatsheaf Road, Edgbaston
Moderate to strong
“I don’t think it was even a Baby Bjorn”

TV/living room
Moderate
Rankin, still

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Rankin Graverobbers

Bedroom
Moderate
A baby with a blocked nose

Car, Northbounf M40
Moderate
A steeple through the trees

Restaurant, The Haven Hotel, Sandbanks
Moderate
Dodgy version of The Sound of Silence, all of a sudden

TV/living room, Sandbanks
Moderate
End of Homes Under The Hammer, and it’s time to go out

Bedroom, Sandbanks
Moderate
Eggs on, looking at a photo of sandbanks

Bedroom, Sandbanks
Moderate to strong
Waiting for tea to cool, holding baby

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Resting, before sleep

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Kevin McLeod’s Grand Tour, Twitter, Internet property

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Discovering Danny O’Brien on Twitter

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Time for Edie’s iron

Bedroom
Moderate
Adam Buxton thinks he might have been bitten by a spider

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
A (baby) bottle in bed

Office/spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Nightime nappy change

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Confirmation screen after booking ticket for Hitler Moustache in February

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Waiting for xtranormal.com to reload my film

TV/living room
Moderate
“And with double club card points”

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Adding pauses to Fork Handles film

Bathroom
Moderate
Emptying baby milk bottles (of water)

Bedroom
Moderate
Checking the time

Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Cleaning a baby snotsucker thing

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting up to retrieve bread from breadmaker, just handing over the baby in time

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Planning feeding requirements for the night

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Scanning through emails

Dining room
Moderate to strong
“I think you’ve got the music in you”

Langland Beach, Gower
Moderate to strong
Wondering if the baby I’m feeding needs a fresh nappy

Car, Edgeware Road, Swansea
Moderate
Point 2 of a 3-point turn

Village Hotel car park, Swansea
Moderate
Preparing the car for child travel

Room 410, Village Hotel, Swansea
Moderate
Unable to make a mobile phone call

Room 410, Village Hotel, Swansea
Moderate to strong
In between Inbetweeners and Derren Brown

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Making tea (with cake)

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Listening “again” to Adam & Joe and waiting for toast

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Holding baby, watching football

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Jonathan Freedland in the Guardian

Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Washing my hands, and jarring an armpit muscle slightly by trying to contain the sneeze

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Diary: can I meet Graeme on Thursday?

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Lack of train drivers on 6Music

Kitchen
Moderate
Cutting very crumbly bread

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Documentary about the Beatles touring America in 1964, and also @dotwinter on Twitter

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
They’re plating up the honey tart on Saturday Kitchen

TV/living room
Strong
Feeding a baby and watching season 4 of ABoFAL

Old Mo’
Moderate
It’s quiet in here for a Thursday

TV/living room
Moderate
Nick, Max and Jessie getting ready to go

Bedroom
Moderate
Looking at the rain

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Baby Massage, with my head inside my T-shirt to control the sneeze

Bedroom
Moderate
Checking if I can still log in to my old work email (I can’t)

TV/living room, Dorridge
Moderate
Pet Shop Boys: What have I done to deserve this?

Waitrose car park, Hall Green
Moderate to strong
Waiting for dessert to be bought