Sneezecount

Kitchen
Moderate
Should I make the bread now or in the morning

Landing
Moderate to strong
Getting syringes from the sterilizer

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Cubism on Wikipedia / Titanic on Channel Five

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Waiting for ice-cream to defrost enough to serve

TV/living room
Strong
Mister Quickly on YouTube

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Deciding that I do not need to keep last month’s Virgin Media bill, and then sneezing all over it

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Tidying desk

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Loading dishwasher

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
A bedtime bottle feed

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting ready for bed

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Making bread with a baby strapped to my chest

HMV, Fort Retail Park
Moderate to strong
Holding DVDs (incl. Annie Hall)

Bedroom
Moderate
Internet estate agents

Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Closing cupboard

TV/living room
Moderate
Thinking of phoning my building society

Kitchen
Strong
Putting the kettle on

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
TMS on the telly, baby on my tummy

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Watch With Mothers

TV/living room
Strong
Nick Walker’s Retrojournal, following links from

Reception, BWH
Moderate
Exiting, after a successful hearing test

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Sneezecount notebook

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Messing about on xtranormal.com

Kitchen/dining room
Moderate to strong
Preparing dessert

Study
Strong
Holding baby, waiting

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
“Is Frank Skinner and expert on Samuel Johnson?”

Dining Room
Moderate to strong
Herring’s Warming Up

Bedroom
Moderate
Settling Edie after a nightfeed

Dining room
Moderate
Which pizzas were half price?

Kitchen
Moderate
Dishwasher

Bedroom
Moderate
Texting

Bedroom
Moderate
Twitterhacking

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting ready for bed / putting a bib in the laundry basket

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Changing the aspect ratio of QI on Dave

Bedroom
Moderate
Breakfast / morning plan

Bedroom
Moderate
Just sitting

Bedroom
Moderate
Still reading

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Reading her novel and holding her daughter

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Washing a saucepan

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Who Does David Mitchell Think He Is? on iPlayer

Car, Brueton Park, Solihull
Moderate to strong
Holding baby, waiting

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Time to put the Internet to bed now (playing “Sneeze”)

TV/lounge, Dorridge
Moderate
Talking about fighting

Bathroom
Moderate
Standing in the shower, reaching for the towel

Escalator, between Ground and First floor, John Lewis, Solihull
Moderate
Ascending

Mothercare, Solihull
Moderate to strong
Examining baby bouncy things

Bedroom
Strong
Pausing during Born Yesterday, The News As A Novel

Bedroom
Moderate
Photos of baby cardigans

Hall
Moderate to strong
Tidying up

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Holding a baby, looking out of the window, we are out of nappies

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Trying to do Internet while holding a baby

Bedroom
Moderate
Trying to get back to sleep despite baby noises to my left

Bedroom
Strong
Trial scene in The Reader (film)

Bedroom
Moderate
Spam filter

Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Washing the Infacol dipper

Bedroom
Strong
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