Sneezecount

Bedroom Moderate “Weightless Again”

Bedroom Moderate About to go in the bathroom

Foyer, Library Theatre, Birmingham Moderate to strong Waiting for “The Visitor”

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Photo essay thing on Informal Sculpture

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Uploading photos to Flickr

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Email to Mark/Friendly Kid re. Englishness

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Going through iPhoto for Informal Sculpture ideas

Back bedroom office Moderate Fiddling about and not writing piece about Informal Sculpture

Lobby, Windmill Village Hotel, Coventry Moderate There’s a robin in a tree on the golf course

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Catching up on Twitter

Kitchen Moderate to strong Making breakfast (“traying up”)

Dining room Moderate “Is your hair due for a wash tomorrow?”

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Checking the Internet is still there before going out for a spot of Informal Sculpture

Bedroom Moderate to strong It’s really coming down now.

Bedroom Moderate [Andrew] Collins writing about himself writing about Star Trek

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Moderate Dozing, thinking about rechargeable batteries

Dining room Moderate to strong Not a kid and not that friendly

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Writing diary re. AGDFTC

Teachers’ Room, Moat Lane Moderate Break, printing a memorandum

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Waking up

Back bedroom office Moderate Today on the Interwebs

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong BBC Online predicting what will be in the budget

Train, Spring Road station Moderate Contemplating optimum routes out of Hall Green station

Kitchen Moderate to strong Putting away after tea

Study Moderate to strong Looking at photos of us as children

Dining room Moderate Moving emails from Inbox to Saved

Ikea, Wednesbury Moderate Compact storage solutions

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Looking up “Spectre” on the “Internet”

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Staggering about

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Getting up

Kitchen Moderate to strong Dishwasher / tidyup

Dining room Moderate to strong Settling down for more novel reading

Bedroom Moderate Charlie Brooker on Amazon

TV/living room Moderate to strong Childbirth conversation

Dining room Moderate to strong Just got in from a fine Italian meal

Dining room Moderate Reading an intermediate draft of a second novel

Dining room Moderate Finished looking up Nature Boy by Nat King Cole

Bedroom Strong Girls’ names

TV / Living room Moderate to strong That coal tit is at it again

Landing Moderate About to go for a canal walk

Office/spare bedroom Moderate to strong Pitching in to a telephone negotiation of a lunchtime meet-up

Back bedroom office Strong Entering Sneeze #1,350

Kitchen Moderate to strong Waiting for the kettle to boil

Back bedroom office Moderate Updating Sneezecount to the tune of Radio David Byrne (Bon Iver: Flume)

Kitchen Strong Washing / cleaning up

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Downloading latest version of Tweetdeck

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Adam Buxton / Stewart Lee

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Collings and Herrin podcast 58 re. Piers Morgan

Kitchen, Dorridge Moderate Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen, Dorridge Moderate to strong Leafing through tax info

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Clicking between windows

Back bedroom office Moderate Adam and Joe podcast

Bedroom Moderate to strong Discussing recent spam volume

Charing Cross tube station Moderate to strong Is this the right way?

Lobby, BFI Moderate to strong Deciding that it might actually pay off to join the BFI

TV / living room Moderate to strong A property website!

TV / living room Moderate Drenched dregs of the Malaysian Grand Prix, and a bit of the Birmingham Post online

Bedroom Moderate Guardian website

Hall, Dorridge Moderate Moving from dining room to sitting room

Dining room, Dorridge Moderate Tales of “friends”

John Lewis, Solihull Moderate Approaching the computer department

Room HA007, SBC, Hall Green Moderate Discussion of bilingualism

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Invigilating reading assessment retake

Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham Moderate Fingering The Damned United, suspiciously

Bedroom Moderate to strong Contemplating travel plans tonight

Bedroom Moderate That sneeze ain’t no April Fool