Sneezecount

Bedroom
Moderate
“Weightless Again”

Bedroom
Moderate
About to go in the bathroom

Foyer, Library Theatre, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Waiting for “The Visitor”

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Photo essay thing on Informal Sculpture

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Uploading photos to Flickr

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Email to Mark/Friendly Kid re. Englishness

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Going through iPhoto for Informal Sculpture ideas

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Fiddling about and not writing piece about Informal Sculpture

Lobby, Windmill Village Hotel, Coventry
Moderate
There’s a robin in a tree on the golf course

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Catching up on Twitter

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Making breakfast (“traying up”)

Dining room
Moderate
“Is your hair due for a wash tomorrow?”

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Checking the Internet is still there before going out for a spot of Informal Sculpture

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
It’s really coming down now.

Bedroom
Moderate
[Andrew] Collins writing about himself writing about Star Trek

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom
Moderate
Dozing, thinking about rechargeable batteries

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Not a kid and not that friendly

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Writing diary re. AGDFTC

Teachers’ Room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Break, printing a memorandum

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Waking up

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Today on the Interwebs

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
BBC Online predicting what will be in the budget

Train, Spring Road station
Moderate
Contemplating optimum routes out of Hall Green station

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Putting away after tea

Study
Moderate to strong
Looking at photos of us as children

Dining room
Moderate
Moving emails from Inbox to Saved

Ikea, Wednesbury
Moderate
Compact storage solutions

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Looking up “Spectre” on the “Internet”

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Staggering about

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting up

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Dishwasher / tidyup

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Settling down for more novel reading

Bedroom
Moderate
Charlie Brooker on Amazon

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Childbirth conversation

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Just got in from a fine Italian meal

Dining room
Moderate
Reading an intermediate draft of a second novel

Dining room
Moderate
Finished looking up Nature Boy by Nat King Cole

Bedroom
Strong
Girls’ names

TV / Living room
Moderate to strong
That coal tit is at it again

Landing
Moderate
About to go for a canal walk

Office/spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Pitching in to a telephone negotiation of a lunchtime meet-up

Back bedroom office
Strong
Entering Sneeze #1,350

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Waiting for the kettle to boil

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Updating Sneezecount to the tune of Radio David Byrne (Bon Iver: Flume)

Kitchen
Strong
Washing / cleaning up

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Downloading latest version of Tweetdeck

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong

Adam Buxton / Stewart Lee

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Collings and Herrin podcast 58 re. Piers Morgan

Kitchen, Dorridge
Moderate
Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen, Dorridge
Moderate to strong
Leafing through tax info

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Clicking between windows

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Adam and Joe podcast

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Discussing recent spam volume

Charing Cross tube station
Moderate to strong
Is this the right way?

Lobby, BFI
Moderate to strong
Deciding that it might actually pay off to join the BFI

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
A property website!

TV / living room
Moderate
Drenched dregs of the Malaysian Grand Prix, and a bit of the Birmingham Post online

Bedroom
Moderate
Guardian website

Hall, Dorridge
Moderate
Moving from dining room to sitting room

Dining room, Dorridge
Moderate
Tales of “friends”

John Lewis, Solihull
Moderate
Approaching the computer department

Room HA007, SBC, Hall Green
Moderate
Discussion of bilingualism

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Invigilating reading assessment retake

Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham
Moderate
Fingering The Damned United, suspiciously

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Contemplating travel plans tonight

Bedroom
Moderate
That sneeze ain’t no April Fool