Sneezecount

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Printing

Bedroom Moderate Email

Bedroom Moderate Sitting with laptop on bed

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate Using the board rubber to clean the board

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Chatting with colleagues

Bedroom Moderate Online banking

Bedroom Moderate to strong That right nostril has been bothering me all day

Bedroom Moderate Still reading about ante-natal testing

Bedroom Moderate Reading about ante-natal testing

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Radio 4 clip of Will Self and Professor David Penny on the rights of apes

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Psychogeography and Will Self on Amazon

Gap, the Bull Ring Moderate Cotton zip-tops

Reception, ante-natal scan department, Birmingham Women’s Hospital Moderate Waiting to hand in report to reception

Bedroom Moderate Awake, Internet (Ed Rapley)

Strada, The Mailbox Moderate The sweet menu

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate Setting up the cassette for City & Guilds Speaking and Listening assessment “You and Your Phone”

Back bedroom office Moderate Deleting the spams

Bedroom Moderate Getting up and moving about

Kitchen Moderate to strong Checking central heating

Bedroom Moderate to strong Catherine is making a list

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Moderate Opening letters

Taxi, Parliament Street, London Mild Moving between publishers

Room 308, Shaftesbury Paddington hotel Moderate to strong Just turned on the television (news)

SBC, Hall Green Moderate Leaving the college grounds for the train

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Monitoring Who/When comprehension questions

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Pasting a Guardian article into a file

The Bull Ring market area Moderate Walking to place of work

Hall Moderate to strong Fiddling with Sneezecount notebook

Doorstep Moderate to strong Just got in from a meeting

Back bedroom office Mild If you sneeze when you are blowing your nose, is that a sneeze? (It is now!)

Bedroom Strong Trying to find some coverage of Manchester United v. Inter on the Internet

TV/living room Moderate About to give my opinion on the Horne/Corden television product

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong About to go through price comparison research

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Gathering papers, non-committedly

Room 3.20, SBC, Digbeth Moderate Supervising, comparing price comparison websites for this afternoon’s class

Room 3.20, SBC, Digbeth Moderate Supervising a practice L1 literacy test online

Bedroom Strong Internet, or more to the point “AirPort”, playing up.

Changing room, The Budokan, Birmingham Moderate to strong Sore throat, tingly nose

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Preparing for spelling test

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate Jobs matching game

Train, Digbeth Mild Slowing for Moor Street

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Start of the class, only 3 students so far

Bedroom Moderate Adam and Joe, “again”, seconds before midnight

Bedroom Moderate to strong Video Skype Birmingham to Barcelona

Bedroom Moderate to strong Catching up on Herring

Room 601, Barcelo Raval, Barcelona Moderate Just finished Brooker Guardian review of The Listener including the phrase “pie full of twat”

Red Lion, Barcelona Moderate to strong Inauthentically devoid of English people and es permit fumar

Lituratura FNAC, Barcelona Moderate A curious English Spanish glossary: From Lost to the River and Speaking in Silver

Room 601, Barcelo Raval, Barcelona Moderate to strong Unpacking

Train, Barcelona airport Moderate Just pulling out

Classroom, South Birmingham College, Hall Green Moderate Exercise on features of discourse

Bedroom Moderate Checking the 5 day weather “forecast”

Bedroom Moderate Watching the writing of a cheque to a pension fund

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sneezecount Notebook

Bedroom Moderate to strong Shutting down Tweetdeck to go to work

Back bedroom office Moderate Preparing materials for a Pre-Entry class

Bedroom Moderate Talking about an easy Spanish exam

Kitchen Moderate to strong Making breakfast

Car, Wake Green Road, Moseley Moderate to strong A van opposite waiting to turn right

Reception, SBC, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Finding City & Guilds exam papers on the PC

Bedroom Moderate Thatcher in the USA on iPlayer

Dining room Strong Back to the TV / living room after an Internet check

Busen Dojo, Twickenham Moderate Coaching session

Kitchen Moderate to strong Adjusting the central heating