Sneezecount

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
The Daily Show on the debate

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate
Discussing the Credit Crunch

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Late Show retro on BBC4, specifically, Mark Thompson on Maxwell

EAT, the Bull Ring
Moderate to strong
Waiting to go

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate
Demonstrating numbers

Kitchen
Moderate
Laundry

Upstairs, The Hare and Hounds, Kings Heath
Strong
Interlude

TV/living room
Moderate
Trying to get Tom off my laptop

Fox Hollies Road, Hall Green
Moderate
Between Lidl and Waitrose

TV/living room
Moderate
Hanging curtains

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Writing a short essay thing about games and play

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Measuring for curtains

Landing
Moderate to strong
Getting ready to go out

Back bedroom office
Moderate
The very last second of the Adam and Joe (Garth) podcast

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
The Brothers McLeod

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Leila and Greg’s Inevitable Podcast

Back Bedroom Office
Moderate
Saturday Night Fry Episode 2 on YouTube

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Saturday Night Fry Episode 1 on YouTube

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
The latest Granta, featuring The Flawed Cartographer by Catherine O’Flynn

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate
Tutorial in progress

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Marking students’ tests

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Going through students’ tests

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Thunderbird thinks this message is junk

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Preparing the breakfast tray

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Quick headline scoop

Dining room
Moderate
Returning from a pudding reconnaissance trip

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Tuning in to Five Live for some final scores

Car, A491
Strong
Coming back from Clent, the sign tells us that the Belbroughton Scarecrow Weekend has been Cancelled

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Spanish grammar exercises

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Clicking “Publish” on Sneeze 933, but the sneeze meant the click didn’t work

Train, between Marylebone and High Wycombe
Moderate to strong
The table is vibrating and the trees are strobing the sunlight: it is medium level train torture

Upper foyer, National Theatre
Moderate to strong
Holding my newly purchased pristine second-hand first British edition of The Mezzanine

Southbound platform, Oxford Circus Tube
Moderate
Going to the National Film Theatre for BUG 09

Scooterworks, Lower Marsh, London
Moderate
Making a note about the decomposition of capital letters

Trafalgar Square
Moderate to strong
Walking to the river

Room 1001, St George’s Hotel, London
Strong
This sequence brought to you by a sore bit of skin on the right side of my nose

Room 1001, St George’s Hotel, London
Moderate to strong
Declan is leaving for Working Lunch

Room 1001, St George’s Hotel, London
Moderate
Padding about in a robe

The Heights (restaurant/bar), St George’s Hotel, London
Mild
Gathering possessions to go

Train, approaching London
Moderate
Flicking through a discarded Times

Staffroom, Digbeth
Moderate
Email

Car, Stratford Road, Sparkbrook
Moderate
“Did you see that billboard for Estee Lauder?”

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Writing up sneeze 925 in the Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom
Moderate
A Thing About Machines leaflet

Car, outside “The Assembly Rooms”, Solihull
Moderate to strong
Waiting for C. to return from purchasing American Pastoral

TV / living room, Dorridge
Moderate to strong
Camille Paglia on Sarah Palin in the Sunday Times

TV / living room, Edgbaston
Moderate to strong
Trying (and largely failing) to work out how James and Sarah’s TV works

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
About to look up Supercool Design

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Nearly asleep

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Enquiry as to the quality of Philip Roth

Hall Green Launderama
Moderate to strong
Waiting for the dryer to finish with a bit of Delillo

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Researching Rene Cutforth

The Dirty Duck, Stratford
Moderate
Post-show chats with Amanda

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
“I’ve got it: France!”

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Making some supper beverages

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Formatting a table (in MS Word) and listening “again” to Stephen Fry talking about language

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Tidying up, turning off lights

Hallway
Moderate to strong
Getting the Sneezecount notebook

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Considering watching a Louis Theroux Wierd Weekend

Landing
Moderate
Looking for missing mitt

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting ready for bed

Kitchen / diner, Edgbaston
Mild
Sarah wants to learn how to make coffee

Stratford Road, Hall Green
Moderate to strong
Walking through heavy rain behind a man with an umbrella and a Waterstones bag

Foodcourt, Pavilions, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Waiting

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Where to now, Internet?

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
“What do you want for breakfast?”

Escalator, Borders, The Bull Ring
Moderate
Descending

Bedroom
Mild
An alarm wake-up sneeze

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Clicking on “Radio 4″

Bedroom
Moderate
In bed with Charlie Brooker