Sneezecount

TV/living room Moderate to strong The Daily Show on the debate

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate Discussing the Credit Crunch

TV/living room Moderate to strong Late Show retro on BBC4, specifically, Mark Thompson on Maxwell

EAT, the Bull Ring Moderate to strong Waiting to go

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate Demonstrating numbers

Kitchen Moderate Laundry

Upstairs, The Hare and Hounds, Kings Heath Strong Interlude

TV/living room Moderate Trying to get Tom off my laptop

Fox Hollies Road, Hall Green Moderate Between Lidl and Waitrose

TV/living room Moderate Hanging curtains

Back bedroom office Moderate Writing a short essay thing about games and play

TV/living room Moderate to strong Measuring for curtains

Landing Moderate to strong Getting ready to go out

Back bedroom office Moderate The very last second of the Adam and Joe (Garth) podcast

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong The Brothers McLeod

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Leila and Greg’s Inevitable Podcast

Back Bedroom Office Moderate Saturday Night Fry Episode 2 on YouTube

Back bedroom office Moderate Saturday Night Fry Episode 1 on YouTube

Bedroom Moderate to strong The latest Granta, featuring The Flawed Cartographer by Catherine O’Flynn

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate Tutorial in progress

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Marking students’ tests

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Going through students’ tests

Bedroom Moderate to strong Thunderbird thinks this message is junk

Kitchen Moderate to strong Preparing the breakfast tray

Back bedroom office Moderate Quick headline scoop

Dining room Moderate Returning from a pudding reconnaissance trip

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Tuning in to Five Live for some final scores

Car, A491 Strong Coming back from Clent, the sign tells us that the Belbroughton Scarecrow Weekend has been Cancelled

Bedroom Moderate to strong Spanish grammar exercises

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Clicking “Publish” on Sneeze 933, but the sneeze meant the click didn’t work

Train, between Marylebone and High Wycombe Moderate to strong The table is vibrating and the trees are strobing the sunlight: it is medium level train torture

Upper foyer, National Theatre Moderate to strong Holding my newly purchased pristine second-hand first British edition of The Mezzanine

Southbound platform, Oxford Circus Tube Moderate Going to the National Film Theatre for BUG 09

Scooterworks, Lower Marsh, London Moderate Making a note about the decomposition of capital letters

Trafalgar Square Moderate to strong Walking to the river

Room 1001, St George’s Hotel, London Strong This sequence brought to you by a sore bit of skin on the right side of my nose

Room 1001, St George’s Hotel, London Moderate to strong Declan is leaving for Working Lunch

Room 1001, St George’s Hotel, London Moderate Padding about in a robe

The Heights (restaurant/bar), St George’s Hotel, London Mild Gathering possessions to go

Train, approaching London Moderate Flicking through a discarded Times

Staffroom, Digbeth Moderate Email

Car, Stratford Road, Sparkbrook Moderate “Did you see that billboard for Estee Lauder?”

Bedroom Moderate to strong Writing up sneeze 925 in the Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Moderate A Thing About Machines leaflet

Car, outside “The Assembly Rooms”, Solihull Moderate to strong Waiting for C. to return from purchasing American Pastoral

TV / living room, Dorridge Moderate to strong Camille Paglia on Sarah Palin in the Sunday Times

TV / living room, Edgbaston Moderate to strong Trying (and largely failing) to work out how James and Sarah’s TV works

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong About to look up Supercool Design

Bedroom Moderate to strong Nearly asleep

Bedroom Moderate to strong Enquiry as to the quality of Philip Roth

Hall Green Launderama Moderate to strong Waiting for the dryer to finish with a bit of Delillo

Bedroom Moderate to strong Researching Rene Cutforth

The Dirty Duck, Stratford Moderate Post-show chats with Amanda

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong “I’ve got it: France!”

Kitchen Moderate to strong Making some supper beverages

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Formatting a table (in MS Word) and listening “again” to Stephen Fry talking about language

Dining room Moderate to strong Tidying up, turning off lights

Hallway Moderate to strong Getting the Sneezecount notebook

TV / living room Moderate to strong Considering watching a Louis Theroux Weird Weekend

Landing Moderate Looking for missing mitt

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting ready for bed

Kitchen / diner, Edgbaston Mild Sarah wants to learn how to make coffee

Stratford Road, Hall Green Moderate to strong Walking through heavy rain behind a man with an umbrella and a Waterstones bag

Foodcourt, Pavilions, Birmingham Moderate to strong Waiting

Back bedroom office Moderate Where to now, Internet?

Bedroom Moderate to strong “What do you want for breakfast?”

Escalator, Borders, The Bull Ring Moderate Descending

Bedroom Mild An alarm wake-up sneeze

Back bedroom office Moderate Clicking on “Radio 4″

Bedroom Moderate In bed with Charlie Brooker