Sneezecount

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Getting mail

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Between thoughts, an interstitial

The Purple Rooms, Hall Green
Moderate
Listening to the explanation of a gym injury

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Bookseller Crow blog

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Herring’s Warming Up about Weston Pier

The British Oak, Stirchley
Moderate to strong
Waiting for pub quiz results

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Researching Top Trumps

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Seinfeld, Season eight, DVD

Car, Olton
Moderate to strong
Noting the speed limit

Bedroom
Moderate
After a discussion of plots (novel), at times tetchy

Dining room
Moderate to strong
Sorting Sneezecount notebook bag and realising that I hadn’t sneezed yet today

UNIQLO, Oxford Street, London
Moderate
Slightly disappointed by the t-shirts

Popular culture shop, Soho
Moderate
Photos of TV stars

Pentonville Road, opposite Euston Station
Moderate to strong
Walking back to the hotel

Pizza Express, Islington
Moderate to strong
Debating the discretionary 25p Veneziana conundrum

British Museum
Moderate to strong
An unpleasant, lingering, “cabbagey” smell through the hall

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Arranging glasses on the draining board

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Andrew Collins: That’s Me In The Corner (at the Rose D’Or)

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
House of Saddam, episode 2 on DVD

TV / living room
Strong
Charlie Wheeler tribute documentary about Sudetenland Germans

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
“Tuning in” to Radio David Byrne on iTunes

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Very unusual double-nostril tickle

TV / living room, Lingwood, Norfolk
Moderate to strong
Time for bed

Seating bank, Obelisk, Henham Park, Suffolk
Moderate to strong
The Breeders

Obelisk Arena, Henham Park, Suffolk
Moderate
Joanna Newsom

Stairs, Wanton, Suffolk
Moderate
Going up to the bedroom to deal with the sneezes

Patio, Wanton, Suffolk
Moderate
“Put your cup on a mat”

Patio, Wanton, Suffolk
Mild
Preparing the breakfast table

Sitting room, Wanton, Suffolk
Moderate
The “toilets” at Latitude

Obelisk Arena, Henham Park, Suffolk
Moderate
Seasick Steve and a one-string block of wood

Path, Henham Park, Suffolk
Moderate
Walking to the bus stop thing

Theatre tent, Henham Park, Suffolk
Moderate
Ben Moor’s Not Everything is Significant

Field, Henham Park, Suffolk
Moderate
Trying to find Luke’s tent

Literature tent, Henham Park, Suffolk
Moderate
A man is reading about a blow-job in a taxi

Woods, Henham Park, Suffolk
Moderate
They’ve let us in at last

Kitchen / diner, Lingwood, Norfolk
Moderate
Parochial village matters

TV / living room, Lingwood, Norfolk
Moderate to strong
Informal game of furniture snap

Car, M1
Moderate to strong
Driving to Norfolk

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Scrambling about at the back of a dusty cupboard

Landing
Moderate
Getting ready to go out and looking for bag with Sneezecount notebook

Hall Green Library
Moderate
I’ve just joined, now I’m browsing

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Tidying up

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Imagine documentary about Werner Herzog on iPlayer

Dojo, Birmingham
Moderate
The finer points of kihon kumite 1

Library / music room
Moderate
Talking about an incident with a [illegible]

Dojo, Birmingham
Moderate
Stretching, twisting

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Words: Alex James; Sounds: TV On The Radio

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Publishing discussion

Bedroom
Mild
Alex James: A Bit of a Blur: Damien Hirst makes his first appearance

Waitrose, Hall Green
Moderate
Being handed my fish purchase (wild Alaskan salmon)

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Mild
A bit of www.stewartlee.co.uk

IT room, Hall Green
Moderate
Should we mention the bus passes?

Classroom, Hall Green
Moderate
Still training, SMARTER targets

Classroom, Hall Green
Mild
Training thing about diagnostic assessment

Kitchen
Moderate
Holding milk, approaching tea

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Scrolling Collins’s comments

Bedroom
Strong
Closing curtains and blind

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Documentary about Chris Marker

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Collings and Herrin podcast 20

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Writing previous sneeze in Sneezecount notebook

Back bedroom office
Strong
No ideas for Adam and Joe text the nation

Temple Street, Birmingham
Moderate
Striding towards Maplins

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Inspecting the Joyfeed YouTube channel

Platform 2, Hall Green Station
Moderate
Waiting for the train

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Ejecting My Best Fiend from the DVD player (a jumbo jet of a sneeze? – not quite)

Front garden path
Moderate
Approaching the front door, key in hand

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate
Wardrobes now installed

Bathroom
Moderate
Staring into the mirror trying not to sneeze – time very estimated

TV / living room
Moderate
Putting an NYPD Blue DVD in an envelope

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Sorting out enrolment forms