Sneezecount

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Getting mail

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Between thoughts, an interstitial

The Purple Rooms, Hall Green Moderate Listening to the explanation of a gym injury

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Bookseller Crow blog

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Herring’s Warming Up about Weston Pier

The British Oak, Stirchley Moderate to strong Waiting for pub quiz results

Back bedroom office Moderate Researching Top Trumps

TV / living room Moderate to strong Seinfeld, Season eight, DVD

Car, Olton Moderate to strong Noting the speed limit

Bedroom Moderate After a discussion of plots (novel), at times tetchy

Dining room Moderate to strong Sorting Sneezecount notebook bag and realising that I hadn’t sneezed yet today

UNIQLO, Oxford Street, London Moderate Slightly disappointed by the t-shirts

Popular culture shop, Soho Moderate Photos of TV stars

Pentonville Road, opposite Euston Station Moderate to strong Walking back to the hotel

Pizza Express, Islington Moderate to strong Debating the discretionary 25p Veneziana conundrum

British Museum Moderate to strong An unpleasant, lingering, “cabbagey” smell through the hall

Kitchen Moderate to strong Arranging glasses on the draining board

Bedroom Moderate to strong Andrew Collins: That’s Me In The Corner (at the Rose D’Or)

TV / living room Moderate to strong House of Saddam, episode 2 on DVD

TV / living room Strong Charlie Wheeler tribute documentary about Sudetenland Germans

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong “Tuning in” to Radio David Byrne on iTunes

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Very unusual double-nostril tickle

TV / living room, Lingwood, Norfolk Moderate to strong Time for bed

Seating bank, Obelisk, Henham Park, Suffolk Moderate to strong The Breeders

Obelisk Arena, Henham Park, Suffolk Moderate Joanna Newsom

Stairs, Wanton, Suffolk Moderate Going up to the bedroom to deal with the sneezes

Patio, Wanton, Suffolk Moderate “Put your cup on a mat”

Patio, Wanton, Suffolk Mild Preparing the breakfast table

Sitting room, Wanton, Suffolk Moderate The “toilets” at Latitude

Obelisk Arena, Henham Park, Suffolk Moderate Seasick Steve and a one-string block of wood

Path, Henham Park, Suffolk Moderate Walking to the bus stop thing

Theatre tent, Henham Park, Suffolk Moderate Ben Moor’s Not Everything is Significant

Field, Henham Park, Suffolk Moderate Trying to find Luke’s tent

Literature tent, Henham Park, Suffolk Moderate A man is reading about a blow-job in a taxi

Woods, Henham Park, Suffolk Moderate They’ve let us in at last

Kitchen / diner, Lingwood, Norfolk Moderate Parochial village matters

TV / living room, Lingwood, Norfolk Moderate to strong Informal game of furniture snap

Car, M1 Moderate to strong Driving to Norfolk

Kitchen Moderate to strong Scrambling about at the back of a dusty cupboard

Landing Moderate Getting ready to go out and looking for bag with Sneezecount notebook

Hall Green Library Moderate I’ve just joined, now I’m browsing

Kitchen Moderate to strong Tidying up

Bedroom Moderate to strong Imagine documentary about Werner Herzog on iPlayer

Dojo, Birmingham Moderate The finer points of kihon kumite 1

Library / music room Moderate Talking about an incident with a [illegible]

Dojo, Birmingham Moderate Stretching, twisting

Back bedroom office Moderate Words: Alex James; Sounds: TV On The Radio

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Publishing discussion

Bedroom Mild Alex James: A Bit of a Blur: Damien Hirst makes his first appearance

Waitrose, Hall Green Moderate Being handed my fish purchase (wild Alaskan salmon)

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Mild A bit of www.stewartlee.co.uk

IT room, Hall Green Moderate Should we mention the bus passes?

Classroom, Hall Green Moderate Still training, SMARTER targets

Classroom, Hall Green Mild Training thing about diagnostic assessment

Kitchen Moderate Holding milk, approaching tea

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Scrolling Collins’s comments

Bedroom Strong Closing curtains and blind

TV / living room Moderate to strong Documentary about Chris Marker

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Collings and Herrin podcast 20

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Writing previous sneeze in Sneezecount notebook

Back bedroom office Strong No ideas for Adam and Joe text the nation

Temple Street, Birmingham Moderate Striding towards Maplins

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Inspecting the Joyfeed YouTube channel

Platform 2, Hall Green Station Moderate Waiting for the train

TV / living room Moderate to strong Ejecting My Best Fiend from the DVD player (a jumbo jet of a sneeze? – not quite)

Front garden path Moderate Approaching the front door, key in hand

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Wardrobes now installed

Bathroom Moderate Staring into the mirror trying not to sneeze – time very estimated

TV / living room Moderate Putting an NYPD Blue DVD in an envelope

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Sorting out enrolment forms