Sneezecount

Green Metro line, Liceu, Barcelona
Moderate
Sneezecount notebook already out

Green Metro line, Liceu, Barcelona
Moderate
Doors beeping, about to close

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona
Moderate to strong
Picking up laptop, getting ready to go out

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona
Moderate
Asleep: I think, a first

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona
Moderate to strong
Looking for pen to write a card

Placa dels Angels, Barcelona
Moderate
Watching passers-by, skaters, etc

MACBA shop, Barcelona
Moderate
Looking at the cover of a Sydney Pollock DVD in Italian

Courtyard, Textil Cafe, Barcelona
Moderate
Espacio sin humo, prohibido fumar

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona
Moderate to strong
On bed, watching Spanish news

c/ Aribau, Barcelona
Moderate to strong
Crossing the road to the hotel

Wetherspoons, Birmingham Airport
Moderate
I don’t want a drink yet

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Email / Internet roundup

Hallway
Moderate to strong
Going to bed

Toilet, Edgbaston
Strong
Maybe I should just stay in here

Living room, Edgbaston
Strong
I can’t seem to shift this tickle

Kitchen, Edgbaston
Moderate to strong
Tidying up, getting a napkin

Kitchen, Edgbaston
Moderate
Fumbling with Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen, Edgbaston
Moderate
Takeaway just arrived

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Sending comment to Andrew Collings’s blog about his podcast

Front garden
Moderate to strong
Going out to check if Z. has left her mobile phone in our car

Green Room, Hay-on-Wye
Moderate
Writing up previous sneeze

Green Room, Hay-on-Wye
Moderate
Hitchens to the left, President Carter to the right, security men straight ahead

Pelican crossing outside Hay Festival entrance, Hay-on-Wye
Moderate
Waiting to cross

Room 1, Felin Fach Griffin Inn, Powys
Moderate to strong
Still writing up six hundred and thirty-seven, now to the tune of Caravan of Love

Room 1, Felin fach Griffin Inn, Powys
Moderate to strong
Writing up previous sneeze in Sneezecount notebook

Room 1, Felin Fach Griffin Inn, Powys
Moderate
Radio 2

Hay Festival, Hay-on-Wye
Moderate
Finding a toilet before the recording of Open Book

Garden, Hillyfield, Lewes
Moderate to strong
Talking about where we live

Library, Tilton House, Lewes
Moderate to strong
Coffee

Bedroom, Tilton House, Lewes
Moderate
Coming in from the bathroom

Bathroom, Tilton House, Lewes
Moderate
Putting the soap back

Classroom, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Questions about daily routine and time

Kitchen
Moderate
Taking the top off a boiled egg

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Comparing my head with that of Action Man after self-barbery

Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Updating the Sneezecount notebook with the previous sneeze

Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Leaving the classroom

Bedroom
Moderate
Waving at the man over the road

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting a tissue to blow my nose

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Clicking play on iTunes Radio David Byrne

Nature Centre, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Jacob Sheep

Kitchen
Moderate
Washing my hands after doing the bins

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
www.simonsebagmontefiore.com

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Uploading Eric and Lydia postcards to Flickr

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Opening packet of Super Glue

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting pseudo-dressed to buy the Observer

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Going to get some kitchen paper

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Making tea to the sound of Radio 5 Live FA Cup fever

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
In bed (real bedroom being decorated), dozing, thinking about blogs

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Clearing spam

Park near Sarehole Mill
Moderate
Walking away from an ESOL football match

Corridor, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Lurking, waiting for the sneeze before a meeting

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Organising a folder of assessments

Approaching the railway arch at the start of Stratford Road, Birmingham
Moderate
I can hear an ambulance

Room 1, Moat Lane
Strong
Ready with a tissue: I was expecting this one

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Lesson post-mortems

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Browsing BBC pages about healthy eating for a potential lesson plan

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Reading an email about equal opportunity DVDs

Scala subway, Holloway Head, Birmingham
Moderate
Going to karate

Reception / office, Moat Lane
Moderate
How many grams of spaghetti did I eat yesterday?

Level 14, Moat Lane Car Park, Birmingham
Moderate
A very good view of the city to the South

Back bedroom office
Strong
Going to check Sneezecount traffic

Garden
Moderate to strong
More composting: this time: dealing with dust

Garden
Moderate to strong
Composting matters

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Sitting up, waiting for the sneeze

Bedroom
Moderate
Pretty much still asleep

Gap, Solihull
Moderate
Waiting by the changing rooms

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Two w’s into www.flickr.com

Bedroom
Moderate
Xbox 360 / GTAIV on Amazon: I have no idea what this means

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Checking the heating is off

Library Theatre, Birmingham
Moderate
Birmingham International Film Society presentation of Las Doce Sillas

Nature Centre, Cannon Hill Park
Moderate to strong
Feeding time for the otters

Peel stature, Pershore Road, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
On the way to the Nature Centre

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Sorting out rechargeable batteries for digital radio

Kitchen
Moderate
Arranging the breakfast tray

IT bay, South Birmingham college, Hall Green
Moderate
Connecting news feeds to Moodle

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Email

Kitchen
Moderate
Turning heat down on rice

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Germaine Greer on Annie Leibovitz, Miley Cyrus, Disney, all that

Train, Marylebone Station
Moderate to strong
Happy West Bromwich Albion fans

Kitchen, Southborough, Kent
Strong
Looking for kitchen roll

Dining room, Southborough, Kent
Moderate to strong
Tales of night wees

Dining room, Southborough, Kent
Moderate to strong
Tales of sleepwalking

Dining room, Southborough, Kent
Moderate
Slightly perplexed at The Guardian’s the comic

The Hand and Sceptre, Southborough, Kent
Moderate
Sneezecount notebook, number 578

The Hand and Sceptre, Southborough, Kent
Moderate
Ghost stories

Googe Street, W1
Moderate
Right-angling my way back to the hotel

Neptune Court, National Maritime Museum, Greenwich
Moderate to strong
Must be in Greenwich

Gallery 21, South West Wing, National Maritime Museum, Greenwich
Moderate
Simon Patterson’s The Undersea World and Other Stories

Room 321, Grafton Hotel, London
Moderate to strong
Relieved of the task of packing

Train, between Kilburn and Marylebone
Moderate
Packing away DFW and Sneezecount notebook

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Sneezecount Googles self