Sneezecount

Green Metro line, Liceu, Barcelona Moderate Sneezecount notebook already out

Green Metro line, Liceu, Barcelona Moderate Doors beeping, about to close

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona Moderate to strong Picking up laptop, getting ready to go out

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona Moderate Asleep: I think, a first

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona Moderate to strong Looking for pen to write a card

Placa dels Angels, Barcelona Moderate Watching passers-by, skaters, etc

MACBA shop, Barcelona Moderate Looking at the cover of a Sydney Pollock DVD in Italian

Courtyard, Textil Cafe, Barcelona Moderate Espacio sin humo, prohibido fumar

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona Moderate to strong On bed, watching Spanish news

c/ Aribau, Barcelona Moderate to strong Crossing the road to the hotel

Wetherspoons, Birmingham Airport Moderate I don’t want a drink yet

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Email / Internet roundup

Hallway Moderate to strong Going to bed

Toilet, Edgbaston Strong Maybe I should just stay in here

Living room, Edgbaston Strong I can’t seem to shift this tickle

Kitchen, Edgbaston Moderate to strong Tidying up, getting a napkin

Kitchen, Edgbaston Moderate Fumbling with Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen, Edgbaston Moderate Takeaway just arrived

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Sending comment to Andrew Collings’s blog about his podcast

Front garden Moderate to strong Going out to check if Z. has left her mobile phone in our car

Green Room, Hay-on-Wye Moderate Writing up previous sneeze

Green Room, Hay-on-Wye Moderate Hitchens to the left, President Carter to the right, security men straight ahead

Pelican crossing outside Hay Festival entrance, Hay-on-Wye Moderate Waiting to cross

Room 1, Felin Fach Griffin Inn, Powys Moderate to strong Still writing up six hundred and thirty-seven, now to the tune of Caravan of Love

Room 1, Felin fach Griffin Inn, Powys Moderate to strong Writing up previous sneeze in Sneezecount notebook

Room 1, Felin Fach Griffin Inn, Powys Moderate Radio 2

Hay Festival, Hay-on-Wye Moderate Finding a toilet before the recording of Open Book

Garden, Hillyfield, Lewes Moderate to strong Talking about where we live

Library, Tilton House, Lewes Moderate to strong Coffee

Bedroom, Tilton House, Lewes Moderate Coming in from the bathroom

Bathroom, Tilton House, Lewes Moderate Putting the soap back

Classroom, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Questions about daily routine and time

Kitchen Moderate Taking the top off a boiled egg

Back bedroom office Moderate Comparing my head with that of Action Man after self-barbery

Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate to strong Updating the Sneezecount notebook with the previous sneeze

Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate to strong Leaving the classroom

Bedroom Moderate Waving at the man over the road

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting a tissue to blow my nose

Back bedroom office Moderate Clicking play on iTunes Radio David Byrne

Nature Centre, Birmingham Moderate to strong Jacob Sheep

Kitchen Moderate Washing my hands after doing the bins

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong www.simonsebagmontefiore.com

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Uploading Eric and Lydia postcards to Flickr

Kitchen Moderate to strong Opening packet of Super Glue

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting pseudo-dressed to buy the Observer

Kitchen Moderate to strong Going to get some kitchen paper

Kitchen Moderate to strong Making tea to the sound of Radio 5 Live FA Cup fever

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong In bed (real bedroom being decorated), dozing, thinking about blogs

Back bedroom office Moderate Clearing spam

Park near Sarehole Mill Moderate Walking away from an ESOL football match

Corridor, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Lurking, waiting for the sneeze before a meeting

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Organising a folder of assessments

Approaching the railway arch at the start of Stratford Road, Birmingham Moderate I can hear an ambulance

Room 1, Moat Lane Strong Ready with a tissue: I was expecting this one

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Lesson post-mortems

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Browsing BBC pages about healthy eating for a potential lesson plan

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Reading an email about equal opportunity DVDs

Scala subway, Holloway Head, Birmingham Moderate Going to karate

Reception / office, Moat Lane Moderate How many grams of spaghetti did I eat yesterday?

Level 14, Moat Lane Car Park, Birmingham Moderate A very good view of the city to the South

Back bedroom office Strong Going to check Sneezecount traffic

Garden Moderate to strong More composting: this time: dealing with dust

Garden Moderate to strong Composting matters

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sitting up, waiting for the sneeze

Bedroom Moderate Pretty much still asleep

Gap, Solihull Moderate Waiting by the changing rooms

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Two w’s into www.flickr.com

Bedroom Moderate Xbox 360 / GTAIV on Amazon: I have no idea what this means

Kitchen Moderate to strong Checking the heating is off

Library Theatre, Birmingham Moderate Birmingham International Film Society presentation of Las Doce Sillas

Nature Centre, Cannon Hill Park Moderate to strong Feeding time for the otters

Peel stature, Pershore Road, Birmingham Moderate to strong On the way to the Nature Centre

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Sorting out rechargeable batteries for digital radio

Kitchen Moderate Arranging the breakfast tray

IT bay, South Birmingham college, Hall Green Moderate Connecting news feeds to Moodle

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Email

Kitchen Moderate Turning heat down on rice

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Germaine Greer on Annie Leibovitz, Miley Cyrus, Disney, all that

Train, Marylebone Station Moderate to strong Happy West Bromwich Albion fans

Kitchen, Southborough, Kent Strong Looking for kitchen roll

Dining room, Southborough, Kent Moderate to strong Tales of night wees

Dining room, Southborough, Kent Moderate to strong Tales of sleepwalking

Dining room, Southborough, Kent Moderate Slightly perplexed at The Guardian’s the comic

The Hand and Sceptre, Southborough, Kent Moderate Sneezecount notebook, number 578

The Hand and Sceptre, Southborough, Kent Moderate Ghost stories

Googe Street, W1 Moderate Right-angling my way back to the hotel

Neptune Court, National Maritime Museum, Greenwich Moderate to strong Must be in Greenwich

Gallery 21, South West Wing, National Maritime Museum, Greenwich Moderate Simon Patterson’s The Undersea World and Other Stories

Room 321, Grafton Hotel, London Moderate to strong Relieved of the task of packing

Train, between Kilburn and Marylebone Moderate Packing away DFW and Sneezecount notebook

Back bedroom office Moderate Sneezecount Googles self