Sneezecount

Indigo Bookstore, Eaton Center, Toronto Moderate Scouring the trade paperbacks

Eaton Center, Toronto Moderate Stairs to the washrooms, ascending

Suite 724, 1 Kings West, Toronto Mild Ironing, news of snow

Suite 724, 1 Kings West, Toronto Moderate Entering

Wetherspoons, Terminal 4, Heathrow Moderate Watching the omelette eaters

Wetherspoons, Terminal 4, Heathrow Moderate Barthelme “Paradise”

London Moderate After South Bank Show Awards, all details very approximate

Kitchen Moderate to strong Alex James on Radio Five Live

Kitchen/diner, Sparkhill Moderate After dinner talk and barking dog

Bedroom Moderate Race between the sneeze and blowing my nose

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Wikipedia: entropy and thermodynamics

Platform, Hall Green Station Moderate Just got off

TV / living room Moderate to strong AIDS: Don’t Die of Ignorance

TV / living room Moderate to strong Relax, don’t do it, when you want to come

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Deleting the spams

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Checking for sales spikes on Amazon

Train, Stratford-upon-Avon Moderate Need An Extra Income?

Lounge, May Fayre House, Mayfair Moderate Tea and crumpets

Kitchen Moderate Wogan giving it all as I manoevure the sugar

Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Discussing citizenship applications

Office / Spare bedroom Moderate Man City 1 West Ham 1

Dining room Moderate Madeleine latest

TV/Living room Moderate to strong Time for bed

Office / Spare bedroom Moderate to strong Email

Elegant TV lounge, Dorridge Moderate SKY+ of The Book Show

Kitchen Moderate to strong Just made coffee

Bedroom Moderate Getting my handbag together

Academy Cafe, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Selecting Metro article for use in class

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Putting the finishing touches on an email

Bedroom Moderate to strong Contract negotiations

Bedroom Moderate Handing over my teacup

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Listening Again to FAC 501 Wilson tribute (for the first time), and literally deleting spam

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Browsing to Guardian

TV / living room Moderate to strong News 24 football roundup

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Online tax return

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Amazon fiction bestsellers

Bedroom Moderate Time to get up

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate I should probably do some work now

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Checking bank balances

Bus, Stratford Road Moderate My train was cancelled

Stairs Moderate Ascending, running

Balfour Restaurant, Bloomsbury Moderate to strong Do I dessert?

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Researching rowing machines on the Internet

Bedroom Moderate Can’t sleep

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Writing number in Sneezecount notebook, in anticipation

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending

Car park, New Street Station Moderate to strong To pay and display (free for the first 20 minutes)

Bedroom Moderate Go to sleep!

Bedroom Moderate Taking tea and Internets

TV / living room Moderate to strong Match of the Day 2: Roy Hodgson

TV / living room Moderate Blade Runner The Final Cut 2007

Bedroom Moderate Getting ready for a posh do