Sneezecount

Contemporary gallery, Tate Britain Moderate So, is this art?

TV / living room Moderate Having just won on a CD pub quiz

Bedroom Moderate Drinking tea and staring at a photo of me as a boy, dressed in Lederhosen, making a golf shot in my grandparents garden

Conservatory, Knaresborough Moderate Getting ready to go

Dining room, Knaresborough Moderate Feeling a bit full

Conservatory, Knaresborough Moderate to strong A Christmas Sneeze, and the first to be timed using the new watch

TV / living room, Knaresborough Moderate Arranging presents under the tree

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Diary entries

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting dressed, about to collect bouquet

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong What is it about spam that makes me sneeze?

Kitchen Moderate Double checking the time

Kitchen Moderate Checking the larder for provisions

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Deleting spam

Teaching room, Moat Lane Moderate to strong Listening to a tape of a student speaking assignment

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Talking about mobile phones!

Outside EAT, the Bull Ring, Birmingham Moderate to strong Deciding where to go for lunch

Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate to strong Christmas party winding down

Guest bedroom, Edgbaston Moderate I’m probably not going to get to sleep again

Office / Spare bedroom Moderate to strong Marmalade the toast

Kitchen Strong Tidying up

Christmas market, Birmingham Moderate to strong Researching with students

Train, between Tyseley and Spring Road Moderate Updating Sneezecount notebook

Train, between Tyseley and Spring Road Moderate What is the Inquirex.com business model?

Teaching Room, Birmingham University Moderate Plans for next term

Kitchen Strong Properly boiling

Kitchen Strong Almost boiling

Kitchen Moderate to strong Eggs coming to the boil

Bedroom Strong Reaching for Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Strong Seventeen sneezes yesterday – here we go again

TV / Living Room Strong Wallinger on Newsnight Review

Office / spare bedroom Strong Checking Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank  (814)

TV / Living room Moderate to strong Six Feet Under, Series 2 (DVD)

Kitchen Strong Emptying the dishwasher

Office / spare bedroom Strong Researching “free” Virgin Mobile phones

Office / spare bedroom Strong Semi-vicarious thrill at celebrity invite emails

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Clicking on Random Integer Generator

Teaching room, South Birmingham College, Hall Green Moderate to strong Still standardising

Teaching room, South Birmingham College, Hall Green Moderate Exam standardisation meeting

Office, South Birmingham College, Hall Green Moderate Composing an evaluation questionnaire

Office / spare bedroom Strong Still doing some Joyfeed

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Doing some Joyfeed

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong This could be a busy day on Sneezecount

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Reading about the South Bank Show Awards

Bedroom Strong Still writing in Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Moderate to strong Writing in Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Moderate to strong Put the tea down first

Office / spare bedroom Strong PC to Mac, Mac to PC

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Switching user

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Scrolling through spam

Train, near Leamington Spa Moderate Reading abandoned Evening Standard

Harlingford Hotel, London Strong Collecting baggage

Strada, The Brunswick Centre, London Moderate Reaching down for Sneezecount notebook

Strada, The Brunswick Centre, London Moderate Reaching down for camera

Escalator, Oxford Circus tube station Moderate to strong Descending

Room 15, as above Moderate to strong TV: “This is the one the boys couldn’t afford”

Room 15, as above Moderate About to breakfast

Bathroom, Room 15, as above Moderate to strong No valid timepiece available (maybe after Christmas?)

Room 15, Harlingford Hotel, London Moderate to strong Examining a complimentary Moleskin

Room 15, Harlingford Hotel, London Mild Time to get up

Room 15, Harlingford Hotel, London Moderate to strong A traditional sneeze while dressing for a literary award night, this time the Guardian First Book

Hob, The Brunswick Centre, London Moderate Chopstick multipack

Russell Square tube station Moderate Shuffling out of the lift, about to use my Oyster card to “touch out” for the first time

Train, Snow Hill Station, Birmingham Moderate Waiting to pull out (to London!)

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong More spam

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Deleting the spam

Office / spare bedroom Strong Reading notebook of Joyfeed ideas

Waitrose, Hall Green Moderate Which milk?

Car, Robin Hood Island, Birmingham Moderate to strong Right hand lane, circling

Car, Netchells Park Road, Birmingham Moderate Location hunting

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong At last!