Sneezecount

Back bedroom Moderate to strong Looking up Sopranos “Series 6″

Teaching room, Centre for Modern Languages, Birmingham University Moderate Espanish

Doorway to staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Entering

Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Talking about going on holiday

Twycross Zoo Moderate Going ape!

Dining room Moderate Talking to friends about Joyfeed

Train, Hall Green Station Mild Finding a seat

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Looking at Loldierdre

Hallway Moderate Collecting junk mail addressed to previous occupants

Hallway, Edgbaston Moderate Concealing the act of counting sneezes

Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Mild Marking

Reception/office, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Looking at City and Guilds assessments

Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Marking assignments

Staff Room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate to strong Saving a phone contact

Bedroom Moderate Putting on shoes

Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham Moderate Inspecting the 3 for 2 offerings

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Compiling borderline humorous list of lists

Kitchen Moderate to strong Cutlery

Office / spare bedroom Strong Adam and Joe on Listen Again

Kitchen Strong Finding a spoon

Bathroom, Bridgnorth Mild Time is estimated due to no available timepiece, margin of error +/- 3 minutes

Outside Moor Street Station, Birmingham Moderate And that’s it, an awkward, and at one point rather messy, sequence of eight sneezes – will that be bettered?

Outside Moor Street Station Moderate When will this end?

Moor Street Station, Birmingham Moderate Right now all I can think about is tissues

Train, somewhere around Tyseley, Birmingham Moderate to strong Oh dear, no tissue

Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Mild That’s four in a row, but there’s still a tickle

Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Moderate Uh-oh

Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Moderate Still feel a bit tickly

Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Moderate The train is slowing down, and I sneezed here yesterday too

Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate “Where does she have to go?”

Room 6, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Introducing jobs activity

By the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Mild Stopped due to congestion at the Tyseley Junction

Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Faffing

Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate “Woolworth’s is opposite of the bank”

Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate to strong The New Statesman

Station platform, Hall Green, Birmingham Moderate to strong The train is coming

TV / living room Moderate Six Feet Under (DVD, Series one)

JJB Sports, Birmingham Moderate In the queue

Lower Essex Street, Birmingham Moderate Community Punishment Workshop

Bedroom Moderate Putting away vests

Aston Expressway, Birmingham Moderate Tales of projectionists

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Switching to Herring

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Created in Birmingham mailout

Kitchen Moderate Recycling an envelope

Classroom, Birmingham University Moderate Si tuvieras arreglarselas sin algo importante…”

Reception / office, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Printing copies of “THE CV OF THE BRILIANT VERNON DORRIDGE” for previously absent students

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Attending

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Completing “mindless and inhumane” paperwork for teaching qualification

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Writing an email about Roland Barthes

Kitchen Moderate to strong Turning off the central heating