Sneezecount

Front room

Moderate

Luke Bozier’s resignation essay

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Putting a plate in the dishwasher

Car, outside house

Moderate

“They’ve had four bizarre wins…”

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Preparing to prepare the vegetables

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Maisie / Pip and Posie / Twitter

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Books and nappy bags

Kitchen

Moderate

Cupboarding vegetables

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Central heating (turning radiator up)

Office bedroom

Moderate to strong

Opening laptop

Front room

Moderate to strong

Agreeing to put on the dishwasher

Office bedroom

Moderate

Trying out a bit of Objective-C

Living room area

Moderate to strong

Making decisions about hanging up washing

Living room area

Moderate

Deciding to comply with a request for more biscuit

Front room

Moderate

Boots Meal Deal on Twitter

Kitchen

Moderate

Turning the radiator up

Front room

Moderate to strong

The shopping list game

Front room

Moderate

Peppa Pig constructing a time capsule

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Arranging tea towels on the work surface

Front room

Moderate to strong

Looking up dates and venues for the “Your’re Days Are Numbered” tour

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

An empty recycling box on the wall

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

The disappointing selection of pudding options (generally)

Office bedroom

Moderate

“Which of the following are invalid constants? Why?”

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Peeling potatoes

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Finished making tea

Dojo, Codrington Budokan, Birmingham

Mild

Waiting for the water and towels

Front room

Moderate

Trying to get a biro to work

Front room

Moderate

The weather forecast

Office bedroom

Moderate

Starting diary for 1/1/12 and ShiftRunStop 60

Office bedroom

Strong

General computer admin, Twitter

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Walking towards tea

Hall

Moderate to strong

“I just called to say I love you”

Living room

Moderate

Photos of Edie in glasses

Office bedroom

Moderate to strong

Still researching the recharging of rechargeable batteries

Office bedroom

Moderate

Researching the recharging of rechargeable batteries

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Rereading my comment to Lewis (“Have it your way foam boy”)

Bathroom

Moderate

A discussion about pasta sauce

Kitchen

Moderate

Putting things in the fridge

1st floor, Rackhams, Birmingham

Moderate

Where are the toilets?

Costa Coffee, New Street, Birmingham

Moderate

Writing up 2,801 in the Sneezecount notebook

Costa Coffee, New Street, Birmingham

Moderate

Pushing the table away to get out

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Arranging the bread machine

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Putting some fancy chocolate away in a box in the cupboard

Kitchen

Moderate

“Oh we’ll be going in two separate cars won’t we”

Brueton Park, Solihull

Moderate

“Is that the bag you got for Christmas?”

Car, Howard Road, Moseley

Moderate

“There was a condom there once, but other than that”

Infant bedroom

Moderate

Feet on the wall amusement

Front room

Moderate to strong

Who will tidy up what?

Living room

Strong

Walking through after doing the central heating

Front room

Moderate

King Rat

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Finding the end of the Sellotape

Outer pedestrian area, Bull Ring

Moderate

Leaving to go back to Rackhams

Infant bedroom

Mild

Checking the time

Infant bedroom

Moderate

“I can’t see it”

Living room

Moderate

Fetching bag, sitting down

Living room

Moderate to strong

Arranging a pile of bookshelf shelves (cellar dust)

Bedroom

Moderate

Buttoning shirt

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Finishing the washing up

Kitchen/diner, Dorridge

Moderate

I don’t want the cup with the red spots

Train, Solihull station

Moderate

Unwrapping a piece of chocolate

Level 0, Thinktank, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

About to get some lunch

Kitchen

Strong

Preparing porridge

Front room

Moderate to strong

100,000 people employed in financial services in Birmingham

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Will Hutton on Cameron and the European debacle

Top of cellar steps

Moderate

Looking for the power cable for my radio

Hall

Moderate to strong

Turning on the central heating

Front room

Moderate to strong

Tweet to Swineshead re X Factor running out of luck

Bridport Arms, West Bay, Bridport

Moderate

“I think you’re meant to swallow them.” [oysters]

Living room, West Bay, Bridport

Moderate to strong

“What the hell are you doing?” [transfer of ice-cream]

Living room, West Bay, Bridport

Moderate

The pies are nearly ready but I have to get the bowls

Living room, West Bay, Bridport

Moderate to strong

Putting a stick in the basket

Office bedroom

Strong

@ “the result \n is %i”

Office bedroom

Moderate to strong

About to type in code (Objective C)

Bathroom

Moderate to strong

Towelling

Front room

Moderate to strong

Ed Miliband speech in Asda in the Guardian

Office bedroom

Moderate

Logging in to online banking

Bathroom

Moderate

Filling the kettle

Front room

Moderate to strong

We don’t want tiles

Train, beyond Rugby, towards London

Moderate

On the way to Boring2011, looking through my letterboxes talk, just in case

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Aware that the builders will turn the water off at 9am

Bathroom

Moderate

Pyjamas are being fetched

Attic bedroom

Moderate

Frowning a bit at new Twitter features

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Straightening belt

Office bedroom

Moderate to strong

“2 new tweets”

Birmingham Nature Centre

Moderate to strong

Sneezecount notebook for sneeze 2,756

Birmingham Nature Centre

Moderate to strong

Otters

By the milk, Co-op, Stirchley

Moderate

Unwrapping a tissue

Bathroom

Moderate

Washing-up

Bedroom

Strong

Lying on the bed with Twitter on the phone

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Reading the Richard Herring Objective “golliwog” script

Kings Heath high street

Moderate

DRAMATIC ANTI-AGEING RESULTS

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Hanging up a towel

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

About to read The Tiger Who Came To Tea

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Sneezecount notebook for sneeze 2,747

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Unable to sleep (blocked nose), the Border Control news story

Bedroom

Moderate

Sneezecount notebook for seneezes 2,743-4

Bedroom

Moderate

Checking the time

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

NYT opinion page “End bonuses for bankers”

Front room

Moderate

Laptop off TV on: Fresh Meat -> Grand Designs

Front room

Moderate

Cranking the oven up to 200C

Bathroom

Moderate

Shower: the possibility of cycling into town this evening