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During some routine research into oral hygiene technology today, I stumbled upon this mutant toothbrush. Like something out of The Fly. You know, for kids!
I can also imagine the creative discussion that led to this rascular innovation.
A: Increasingly, consumers are becoming concerned with their tongues.
B: If only it were possible to in some way place […]

Here is another numerically ordered piece, originally published in the December edition of the hip, gunslingingly pdf magazine All The Rage.

A few days ago, I dropped a newly-opened 500g tub of Flora margarine, and it landed, openside-down, on the kitchen floor. When I picked it up the entire polyunsaturated block decided that it quite liked it there, and came clean out of the tub.
1. I found that I was, in equal measure, irritated at the […]