Eight lists to make before you die

Borderline humorous froth

1. Things to do before you digress
Thinking of straying off course, conversationally?

2. Things to do before you dilate
Do not even think about widening any sphincters before reading this

3. Things to do before you dilute
It’s about more than just running the tap

4. Things to do before you dive
How to check that the pool attendant hasn’t taken the plug out

5. Things to do before you diversify
Top tips for the restless CEO

6. Things to do before you dry (one)
All important instructions for approaching the dishes holding a tea towel

7. Things to do before you dry (two)
Some notes for actors about to forget their lines

8. Things to do before you dynamite
You would hope they know what they’re doing already