Joyfeed

I’ve grown tired of all of the kind words and fantastic offers sent to me by computers. If nothing else when I look at the site stats it makes me look much more popular than I really am. So I’ve turned off the comments, for now at least. Except for this post.

Because I do still want to hear from you, the actual person who is really reading this sentence.

Talk to me.

3 Responses to “Talk to me”

1. A Computer says:
   

   We’re very sorry. We only wanted a friend.

   Comment posted on 7th August 2007 at 10:04 am
2. Gilbert Grape says:
   

   Also: Grapes. Grapes with zips. Why? Also: Those grape bags that have a thousand slits woven into the very fabric of the bag. So you pick it up, imagining you are holding a bag, and you are merely holding holes. What gives?

   Comment posted on 7th August 2007 at 10:07 am
3. JonathanM says:
   

   Yeah, hi, look I’ve got this genuine fake Rolex that I thought you might be interested in.

   Comment posted on 8th August 2007 at 10:23 am

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