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The Intangibility of the Past

Posted on Friday 30th March 2007 at 9:26 am

I was reading that Cleopatra used to like taking a bath in “ass milk”.

I thought, how strange and exotic the ancients are to us. I don’t think I can even begin to imagine what sort of a substance “ass milk” might be, but if it’s anything like the stuff that comes out of MY arse, then you certainly wouldn’t want to be taking a bath in it.

2 Responses to “The Intangibility of the Past”

  1. Alice Myers says:

    i for one, and i think i speak for many, would very much like to take a bath in your arse milk. mmmm. please.

    Comment posted on 17th July 2007 at 2:53 pm
  2. Peter says:

    I don’t think you mean that, Alice.

    Comment posted on 18th July 2007 at 10:17 am

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